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It’s the way that we tell ‘em…

It started at our last meal out. It was a child-friendly restaurant where they had activity sheets to keep the young ones occupied. They nearly worked… Along with the usual colouring-in the sheets had...

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Touché!

Over the last few days Jake has been complaining of a sore mouth, & it’s been interfering with his eating a little; also a sore foot. We found what looked like an infected insect bite on his foot...

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The New JDaddy

Jake, the other day, to me: “Daddy, you can eat my pudding, but only if you don’t pick your lip. If you pick your lip you can’t have any pudding, OK? OK, Daddy?” A bit – Wow. Very like my saying:...

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Saturday is Caption Day: A New Superhero?

Captions please! For more captiony opportunities just click the pic: You may also like Saturday is Crazed Rabbit Caption Day (mammasaurus.co.uk) Saturday is Caption Day! The Sit-Down Strike Edition...

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It’s almost enough to turn me vegetarian…

This one came while I was driving to a new soft-play place this morning & they were both sitting in the back of the car, chatting away. Jake: “Ellie, I want to tell you something” “OK” “Did you...

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Well, at least it’s good that you’ve told me…

We were watching an old favourite, The Smurfs. Ellie was being quite chatty. “I had a baby and when the baby saw Gargamel she got scared & she went back in my tummy!” Um, right… Well, they have...

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Saturday is Caption Day: The Fairy Princess!

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‘Telling it like it is’?

We had some music on while Jake, Ellie & I were playing. On came “Do you know the Muffin Man?” (the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man…) Up pipes Jake: “I know the Muffin Man” Me “Do you? What’s he like?”...

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Saturday is Caption Day: Creative Dressing Up!

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It’s Magic!

During term break we treated ourselves to a trip to Folly Farm in Pembrokeshire, a great place for a fun family day out. One of the highlights when we go there, if it’s on, has been the Magic Show,...

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Saturday is Caption Day: Statuesque

Well, I think it’s fair to say that the mad Christmas shopping rush hasn’t quite kicked in everywhere yet – but what’s going on here? Zombie Apocalypse? A lovers’ tiff? I’d love to see your captions!...

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Oops! Part 2

Ellie had done a poo & was requesting my assistance. They’re both toilet-trained but still haven’t yet fully mastered the art of cleaning themselves afterwards – but that’s another story, for...

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The Name of the Game

Jake has ‘a bit of a thing’ for gaming. The games he wants to play on my PC, the Mummy’s laptop. my (now broken) iPod or our recently purchased HUDL are mostly aimed at older children & adults....

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Saturday is Caption Day: The Inflatable Animals Edition

So what’s going on ‘ere then? Captions please! Then for more captiony opportunities just click the pic: Filed under: Captions, Let's Play!

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Well, I guess it depends what’s in it…

At 3 3/4 Jake & Ellie are already at a point, & have been for some time, where – despite my best efforts – it’s become increasingly difficult to ensure that they eat well & that they avoid...

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Does Hogworts take 3-year-olds then?

Jake had found one of his magic wands; he loves pretending to be a witch / wizard (yes, I’ve tried explaining; he doesn’t care!) & doing Magic. He’d been using it to do magic spells on the Mummy,...

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Saturday is Caption Day: The Dolly Edition

Spotted on our sofa recently: 1, 2, 3…Awwww…. But hang on: don’t little girls usually suck their own thumbs, not their dollies’? Maybe there’s something else going on here? I’m sensing a captioning...

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Doggie Don’t!

We were talking about a new game that Jake & Ellie got for Christmas: Doggie Doo. Basically it involves feeding pretend doggie food to a pretend doggie then rolling a (real) dice which gives you...

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Saturday is Caption Day: The Tractor

What’s going on ‘ere then? Is Jake training to be a motor mechanic? Or just helpfully pointing out why the tractor won’t move? Something else entirely? I’d love to see what you can come up: captions...

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Hook, Line and…

A marvellous feature of the new house is the plentiful & easily accessible coat hooks by the front door. Jake & Ellie each have their own hook, & guard them with a territorial ferocity that...

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